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Feb 12
As long as humans have had genitals, we’ve found artificial ways to stimulate them. But it took the repressed Victorian era to create the vibrator, a device aimed at curing a disease that doesn’t exist.
It’s Valentine’s Day weekend, a time where those without honeybears to take out to dinner are probably feeling a little lonely. And you know what happens when people get lonely: they go to town on themselves. According to Pamela Doan of Babeland, one of the biggest sex toy shops around, sales were up 22% overall last February, with Valentine’s Day itself being the highest single retail sales day they ever had. In fact, they were so high that they accounted for 19% of Babeland’s sales for the entire year. That’s a lot of vibrators.
I talked about the earliest vibrators with Dr. Rachel Maines, author of The Technology of Orgasm, the definitive history of vibrators and the repressed era that spawned them. I had no problem talking to Dr. Maines about vibrators, but back in the 19th century, talking about masturbation was very taboo. So the first vibrators weren’t marketed as such. Instead, they were sold as medical devices used to treat “hysteria,” hysteria being something that ladies came down with when they hadn’t gotten their rocks off in a while.
According to the 2nd century anatomist Galen, hysteria was caused by the retention of “female semen,” which could get into the blood and corrupt it. So clearly, it had to be periodically let loose.
So doctors took to “curing” hysteric single women who didn’t have a husband to cure them of their ailments the normal way. They would stimulate the vagina until “parosysm” (read: orgasm) was achieved. But their hands got tired so quickly, what with all the vigorous rubbing required. And so the vibrator came into existence.
Vibrators have been around longer than electricity has—the first model came out in 1734 and used a crank like some sort of hedonistic egg beater—but it took electricity to really bring them to the mainstream.
According to Dr. Maines, all vibrators are just inefficient motors. “All motors vibrate. If you make a motor that’s especially sloppy, it’ll vibrate more. That’s the principle behind the vibrator: a very sloppy motor that’s designed to vibrate.” An efficient motor, such as the one that runs your fridge, would make for a seriously crappy vibrator. But the Manipulator, which was essentially an inefficient steam engine with a dildo attached to it, did the job swimmingly.
One of the first mechanical vibrators was the steam-powered Manipulator (pictured up top), invented by Dr. George Taylor in 1869. This monster machine hid its engine in another room with the apparatus sticking through the wall. Terrifying!
Today, vibrators have come a long way. First of all, they don’t require an entire room to run properly. Secondly, they can be purchased for their intended use instead of pretending like they’re curing whatever disease it is that makes women horny. Add onto that the advancements made in plastics and moulding makes them feel less like cold appliances. It’s the golden age of vibrators, everyone!
To make you truly thankful for the era we live in, here’s a selection of some of the weirdest and most uncomfortable-looking vibrators to ever see the light of day, with descriptions courtesy of Dr. Maines. The Manipulator is scary, sure. But then there’s the Electro-Spatteur, which spiced up its vibrations with electric shocks. You can’t make this stuff up.
Feb 12
Tiger Woods Online By EAGames
Just like the XBox 360 and Playstation versions of this game Tiger Woods Online is developed by EAGames for free internet play the gameplay, features and graphics are nearly identical to its predecessor its amazingly smooth and most certainly the most advanced in depth web based game I’ve seen to date, This one is a MUST see!
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Three Hills Solitaire by Wonder Hills
Think solitaire with a twist, You play solitaire and have special agendas such as catching rabbits or hatching your butterfly while building up points and winning items for your community garden, I personally just play for the solitaire not the community based mini games but whatever the reason to play its a fun free web based game worth checking out!
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Gemcrafter Chapter Zero by Armor Games
This isn’t your average tower defense game, You have to build your towers weapons using gems you craft and combine to make custom weapons while upgrading your main character skills and choosing your own path of towns to defend on a global map there are also hidden missions to each world to gain extra bonuses, This is a great skill defense game definitely worth checking out!
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Feb 12
Feb 12
Just by taking advantage of a custom google search on a large file sharing website such as megaupload.com you can download almost any media file or application just click the link below and search for anything your heart desires, Give it a try now!
Search Here – Search MegaUpload Using Google Site Search
Jul 26
Run terminal (hit the apple key and space bar at the same time then type Terminal and select it from the list)
Then type the following:
sudo mv /Library/Preferences/SystemConfiguration/NetworkInterfaces.plist /Library/Preferences/SystemConfiguration/NetworkInterfaces.plist.old
Then hit enter and if it asks for your password enter it.
Then reboot and voila!
Apr 03
Boot Mac OS X Into Single User Mode by holding down Command + S on system boot.
Once the system has booted into its terminal looking single user mode simply type the following:
NOTE: Where it says USERNAME below simply replace that with your Mac OS X main admin login username.
$ mount -uw / $ rm -R /Library/Preferences/$ rm -R /Users/USERNAME/ $ /bin/launchctl load /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.apple.DirectoryServices.plist &$ dscl . -delete /Users/USERNAME$ rm /var/db/.AppleSetupDone $ exit
