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Chuck norris does not know where you live

»Posted by on Nov 22, 2008 in Humor | Comments Off on Chuck norris does not know where you live

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Chuck Norris, Top 15 Facts.

»Posted by on Nov 4, 2008 in Humor | Comments Off on Chuck Norris, Top 15 Facts.

15. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 14. Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. 13. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip. 12. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. 11. Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. 10. Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. 9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. 8. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch. 7. The quickest way to a man’s heart is...

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